Ahmadz Village

 
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Helloz,

Today ..
I woke up late ..
drove slowly (tortoise speed) to the college ..
walked to my classroom sleepily ..

but, I can’t believe my eyes ..
A search engine in human clothes in my class…
No No It’s a human wearing a search engine :P

Nope nope he is my favorite googler TA. Mohamed Amir.
It was really amazing !! I was in "Microsoft Student Partners" labeled T-Shirt and Amir in a "Google" one.

Amir is the Digital Systems course TA this semester. He is fan of Google, he got internship in Google a year ago (not sure of the date). Check out Amir’s website

Amir joined Imagine Cup this year (2008) as a mentor for AleCrocs team which has already passed Round (1) in Embedded Development competition and marked as "Advanced".

I think, we both have many common points, the most important one of them is trying to make a good & valuable thing for our college.

Have a nice day ..

Hello,

I uploaded ~15 photos of me to the album named "Ahmadz life album collection-1". In this album, I collected photos of me when I was young [even baby photos ] and some personal photos in 2004 and 2005. In addition to photos of the trip to Sinai which was in 2003 with my school colleagues.

I hope you interest these photo    [Don’t forget to leave your valuable comment ]

Visit the album: Click here

Read this funny post for Developers

Love Marriage: Resembles procedural programming language. We have some set functions like flirting, going to movies together, making long conversations on phone and then try to fit all functions to the candidate we like.

Arranged Marriage: Similar to object oriented programming approach. We first fix the candidate and then try to implement functions on her. The main object is fixed and various functions are added to supplement the main program. The functions can be added or deleted.

Love Marriage: It is a throwaway type of prototype as client requirements rises with time thus it is a dynamic system and difficult to maintain.

Arranged Marriage: Requirements are well defined so use of waterfall model is possible.

Love Marriage: Family system hangs because hardware called parents are not responding.

Arranged Marriage: Compatible with hardware Parents.

Love Marriage: You are the project leader so u are responsible for implementation and execution of PROJECT- married life.

Arranged Marriage: You are a team member under project leader parents so they are responsible for successful execution of project Married life.

Love Marriage: Client expectations include exciting feature as spouse cooking food, washing clothes etc.

Arranged Marriage: All these features are covered in the SRS as required features.

Love Marriage: Acceptance test possible you can try before you Buy.

Arranged Marriage: Product is sold on an as is where is basis, Product once sold will not be taken back !

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<I got it by email from Yasmine Mohamed, my friend>

I like Love Marriage . let me know your favourite one

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(Me - TA. Ahmed Mostafa - Ahmed Saeed)

Hi

This evening we (many CSEians) went to Ali-Ben-Aby-Taleb mosque (Smouha, Alexandria) to attend TA. Ahmed Mostafa "Katb Ketab".
It was so nice really… let’s say Congratulations 

I think marriage is a good thing  (No experience yet!!)
Wish you are the next :P

** Ahmed Mostafa is a TA at Computer and Systems Dept. - Faculty of Engineering, Alexandria Uni.

Hiiii ALL,

Yesterday 30 March 2007, Mr. Mohamed Wahby (from Microsoft Egypt) sent me an email telling me that I become MSP. I am sure that you are asking now what is MSP? Dont worry.. Here is ALL you need to know about MSP.

Q1 : - What does MSP word stands to ?
A1 : - MSP stands to "Microsoft Student Partner".

Q7 : - What is my rule ?
A7 : - Just help anyone need any help in MS products or technologies. MSP is a connecting ring between Microsoft and his college.

We are 12 MSP in Egypt. I am really proud to be the first MSP from Alexandria University. Credits To:
Mohamed Wahby - Microsoft Egypt
Mohamed Tanna - My friend - Application Technology Manager at CLIPSolutions Inc.

Information about MSP by Mohamed Gamal from Helwan Uni. Faculty of IT

Finally, my pic with Mr.Mohamed Wahby - Microsoft Egypt - in MDC 2007 before the closing session starts My pic with my friend Mohamed Tanna

مساء الخير
من منطلق بسم الله الرحمن الرحيم "ولا تكتموا الشهادة و من يكتمها فإنه آثم
قلبه" صدق الله العظيم و عملاً بمبدأ كن إيجابياً
و اقتضاءاً بالمثل الشعبى "أدى الجمل و أدى الجمال"
و تنفيذاً لمقوله الأستاذ عمرو أديب "اوعى تسيب المراقب و الصندوق لوحدهم ،،
فإنه المراقب و الصندوق و الشيطان ثالثهما" قررت
الذهاب لذلك الصندوق السحرى الشفاف الذى يتغير محتواه بتغيير المكان
 
الا وهو صندوق الاقتراع…

بدأت الرحلة متاخراً للاسف حيث وصلت لدائرة الرمل - وهى
واحدة من اماكن الاقتراع العام دون الحاجة الى لجنتك - الساعه 6 و 20 دقيقة (ينتهى
الاستفتاء فى السابعه فسألت الموظف انى عايز ادلى بصوتى فقال "روح لجنه مدرسة
الوادى او مدرسة رياض أصل خلاص انت جاى فى الاخر و الوقت يعنى خلاص و فيه لجان بدأت
تفرز و……." حاولت المناقشة ولكن بلا جدوى و شفت فى عيون الراجل نظرة
"هوه صوت حضرتك يعنى اللى هيفرق .. اتنيل"………. لم افقد الأمل..

رحت سألت عسكرى المرور اللى قدام لجنه الرمل عن مكان أى من
المدرستين اللى الموظف قال عليهم طلع العسكرى مش عارف.. بعد كده أحد المارة قالى
المدرسة على بعد أربع شوارع … اخدت العربية و طرت عشان الحق و لما وصلت هناك و
سألت قالولى مفيش مدرسة بالاسم ده

لم افقد الأمل .. قلت اروح دائرة سيدى جابر خصوصا انها على
بعد دقائق و بالفعل طرت بالعربية إلى قسم شرطة سيدى جابر .. و انا داخل مخبر قالى
"رايح فين؟" قلت: "اللجنه" فسكت

دخلت القسم… كل ما اسأل فين اللجنه يقولى "مش عارف"
و ده دليل على الزيادة الشعبية الرهيبة فى الإقبال

المهم وصلت لأمين شرطة سألته قالى "خلاص الساعه 7 الا
عشرة كل سنه و انت طيب " … قلتله
"فاضل عشر دقايق" …الراجل مردش بس شفت فى عيونه نظرة "حموووووو احنا مش فى
اوروبا .. ركز يابا"

عرفت وقتها ان ربنا مش كاتبلى انى استفتى .. و انا طالع من
القسم رحت كلمت ظابط كان واقف قدام القسم يمكن يجبلى ورقة استفتاء بس بصراحة الراجل
كان ذوق.. شاب لسه ظبوط جديد و قعد يهزر معايا و مشيت و انا مبسوط
… فضلت باقى اليوم أتمنى أنى ادخل اى لجنه انشاله حتى اقف فى لجنه تفتيش مرور

كانت تجربة كويسة بس انا الغلطان انى رحت فى اخر ساعه….
بصراحة التعامل فى اللجان كان بأسلوب لبق و لم اجد تعدى … شكرا للشرطة بس كان
نفسى استفتى

أحمد

Hiiiiii,
I uploaded Dahab 2007 trip photo album.. It’s on Google Picasa (the best gallery system I have seen)
To visit the album: Click here

enjoy the photos

Ahmadz

اليوم 14 مارس علمت بخبر وفاة أستاذى معلم الأجيال مستر شوقى مدرس الانجليزى فى ثانوى

رجل عرفناه رجلاً منذ عرفناه ،، آخر لقاء كان من حوالى 5 شهور فى مدرسة المدينة المنورة الثانوية بنين ( مدرستى ) فى شهر رمضان

افتكر السنه اللى فاتت لما كنت فى اعدادى هندسة و زرته فى المدرسة قالى “يابنى ادخل غزل و نسيج و انا هشغلك ب 1200 جنيه” … كان بيعاملنا كأننا أولاده

إن لله و إنا إليه راجعون … إلى رحمه الله يا أستاذ شوقى